So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
My ass is underappreciated
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
