We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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