so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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