ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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