Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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