No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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