VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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