Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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