She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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