We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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