Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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