Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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