Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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