I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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