I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
