wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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