put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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