I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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