we're making bets on your personal life
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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