i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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