new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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