it wasn't lemon gatorade
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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