I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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