Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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