I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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