I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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