You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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