Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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