If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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