well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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