Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
