The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
there is glitter all over my balls
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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