It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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