he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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