we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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