are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I would ride that face into the sunset
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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