Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Actions speak louder than pants.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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