you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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