Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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