That's intense
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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