Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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