Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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