we have officially lost it.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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