3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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