I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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