love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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