What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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