Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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