The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
