We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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