So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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