You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
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my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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