im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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