He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Your cock deserves a montage
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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